Let's pretend you asked me to design a Web site for you. Then we also need to pretend, of course, that I said yes, which I would almost never do because freelance clients are usually nuttier than an and about as smart as a bag of hair. I'm speaking generally, of course.

Now pretend I said, "I quit. You can design this site by yourself." Which I'd most likely do, because in this scenario you're the client, and I've already expressed my views about the client.

"Don't worry, though. I'll talk you through it," I say. "Why? Because that's the kind of guy I am."

This sample website design is by debwork.com
and, of course, does not reflect our feelings about clients.